Miscellaneous Grossness

1. Get this. My next door neighbor has a dead rotting deer head in his front yard. Trash day came and went and here it still sits. We can't step outside without inhaling the smell of death. My husband and boys think it's cool to see the changes in it and report to me what all is crawling in and out of it's nose. Why is it there??

2. There are too many flies in the house. Could it have something to do with my neighbor's new pet? So *somebody* (it wasn't a girl) suggested we go get the bug zapper from outside and hang it from the dining room ceiling fan WHILE we're eating. Um, NO. But since it was such a good idea Honey brought it in and set it up on the bar. Of course we had to turn off all the lights and not talk lest anyone miss the zap of death. Honey reassured them that we could still talk *and* hear the bugs turn to ash. Dinner and a show.

3. Not a good day for Joey. He pooped 7x in the music room...but we already talked about that. Later in the day he was laying in the living room sound asleep. Apparently he had some scary dog dream b/c out of nowhere he jumps(!) and slings a slobber on my face. I've just about had it with him this week.