Monday, January 27, 2014

Some Weekend News

Did you have a good weekend?   I'm rather fond of the recent weather patterns in my neck of the woods.  Cold during the week, but sunny and 60 degree temps for the weekend.  That means kids and dogs are outside!  

~It also means my bees are busy and looking for something to eat.  It's always a sigh of relief to see them out because it means they are still alive.  Some folks have already lost hives this winter.  One of my hives is way stronger than the other so I'm a little concerned about the weakling.   But so far so good.  And I'm thankful.

~Just when we thought Tiger football was over, we learned there was a sports banquet to attend. An awards ceremony if you will.

Now the problem with not being in the public schools is that your kid usually comes home with only 1/2 of the information. And important information too...like tell your mom this is a dress up event and not a jeans and hoodie affair.

Our boy was recognized as Special Teams MVP!! Coach K was ever so sweet, saying it was a big blessing to have him on the team this year and credited him for 1/3 of the game.

Now here in the south when someone says banquet that means FOOD. Maybe BBQ, several variations of potatoes, food items that involve tooth picks, different chicken options, some fancy side dishes, and desserts with swirlies and sprinkles.

Turns out this was a cookies and punch RECEPTION and clearly not a banquet.  I need to work with these folks on titling their gatherings.

~In other weekend news, my kids hosted an airsofting event at grandmas. Not to be confused with a banquet or even a reception for that matter since this was a fancy affair where people were required to bring their own lunch. It was 8 hours of hunting down your friends and peppering them with air soft pellets. They declared it the best time. I'm thinking I got the better end of the deal by hanging out with Meg and cleaning the fridge.

~In the words of Hank The Cow Dog, "We had a murder on the ranch!"  Korrie somehow got into the chicken coop and we are one less chicken. A BABY chicken too!! One that we hatched from a real egg. And it wasn't even a rooster. Because if it were a rooster, well who cares.

~So I read that last sentence and it reminded me of a funny thing that happened last week. Renee texted me to say that their well-house lid blew off.

But when I read it, I thought it said "Well, the house lid blew off".
And I'm like WHAT?? And spent the morning wondering if she was calling her roof the house lid and how it could've blown off. And I think that's what they mean when people mention misunderstandings with text or email.

~Here's something else funny.  Last night during date night, Honey was on the computer helping me with phone related issues.  I was standing over him, holding a bunch of stuff and I dropped my water cup right in his lap getting him all wet!!  .....Maybe you had to be there.  Or maybe not because Honey was there and he didn't think it was as funny as I did.

~This is what happens when his water is frozen.  He steps into the tub and laps up all the water after your shower.   Plus he walks around the house whining because his life is not perfect at the moment and it's just too much to bear.

~I'm not sure what happened but this month has been terrible for my grocery budget.  I have a week left until payday and $15 in my purse.  I planned our dinners for the week based on what was still left in the freezer and told the kids we'd be creative for breakfasts and lunches because I do NOT want to go over budget.   So far they are thinking this is great fun since everything is fair game.  They may be changing their tune come Thursday when we are down to a jar of pickles and a head of cauliflower.
But as for now, they are pulling out all sorts of junk that we somehow end up with but usually don't eat.  And Josh is sweet talking his chickens to be generous.  He's not such a fan of cauliflower.

~And now we are back to Monday.  Otherwise known as The Day We Have To Do Eleven Loads Of Laundry.   But school is done, there's a fire in the fireplace, and dinner in the works.

Life is good.




Thursday, January 23, 2014

Distracted With Cookies

So it turns out that I didn't listen to a word my pastor said on Sunday.  And it was all because he started out by saying something about serving at the BCM and needing cookies.

And that's where I checked out.

Cookies.

So I sat there with all manner of cookie thoughts going through my head while everyone else was listening to what was probably a very fine sermon on something important.

Thoughts like...

I wonder if Meg is going to the BCM lunch?
What kind of cookies should I make?
I need to call Meg to see if she's going.
If she's going, I'll probably help serve lunch.
If I don't go, and she does, I wonder if she'll recognize my cookies.
Should I bring the cookies on a paper plate?
Do I have paper plates?
I think we're almost out of foil.
I'll have to see if I can ride with someone because parking will probably be hard.
Penguin cookies are good.
Meg would recognize them.
Or maybe I should try something new.
Wait. I wonder if they meant homemade cookies?

Then all of a sudden we were singing songs again and it was over.  Just like that.
And then, to top it off....I didn't even make cookies.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

New Things Of The New Year

I've gotten some new tools this year that I'm absolutely loving! 


First off is this pan!  And ya'll, you should see my other cookie sheets/bar pans. 
Flimsy, crackling, discolored, and horrible.  
But Honey and I were browsing Kohls with my Kohl's cash (thank you Nana!) and I came across this pan.  Actually it's a Food Network brand but it's just about identical to this. 
Commercial grade, huge, and indestructible.  Plus it looks nice.  
I've used it for just about everything. 
Now I'm keeping my eye on the sales at Kohls and hoping to grab another one. 
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If you're used to paying $2.99 for a cheapy potato peeler, you won't like the $13 price tag on this 
OXO Good Grips Pro Y-Peeler.
But it's worth every penny.  I promise. 
Easy to maneuver, super sharp, dishwasher safe and it gets the job done! 


This was just a necessity.  Plain and simple. 
My brooms and dustpan are tucked in a space between the dryer and the wall. 
They were always falling over, laying across the floor, and a mess. 
Best $7 I've spent all year. 

I wish I had a before and after picture of the shoe situation in my closet. 
Now my shoes don't look anything like these fancy ones, 
BUT I'd say it's a fair representation of what's going on in my closet now!
Except minus about 1/2 of them because I'm kinda a shoe minimalist. 
But doesn't that look nice? 


My kids bought me this book for Christmas and I've finished it, underlined it, and started it again. 
Lots of helpful advice!  

How 'bout you?  Did you get anything neat or helpful for Christmas that's making you smile in 2014?


Thursday, January 09, 2014

Because I'm Not That Kind Of (Starbucks) Girl

Well we are nine whole days into the new year and I have nothing to report. 2014 has entered very quietly and a little boringly. Sometimes quiet and boring is nice. But sometimes you're like, HELLO! TIME TO MOVE ON. And I go back and forth between the two.

But Monday I had the most wonderful day with the most wonderful person. Our firstborn turned 22 and I got to spend the whole day with her eating and shopping and talking and laughing. I love that she still wants to spend her birthday with me.

While camping out at Target we made our way to the snack bar place and they have a Starbucks. Meg likes Starbucks. And she was sure I'd like it too. I'll just confess right here and now that it was my first time because I apparently live under a rock and have never understood the hoopla. So she ordered us a salted caramel something or other with complicated words. I don't even understand the lingo these coffee people use. Five dollars later (!!) we get a SMALL but very fancy looking drink with whipped cream and a straw. In a thin plastic cup. Which I don't understand because in my world when you pay $5 you should get a more substantial cup that you can take home and keep forever. But this was not the case.

I took a sip and EWWWW! It was coffee! And that might not be a surprise to you but when she ordered with the complicated words it did not include anything that sounded like coffee. So I was thinking this was going to be some chocolate type of frozen goodness. I was misled.
And it took forever to get that terrible coffee taste out of my mouth so we finally went to the grocery section and broke open a half gallon of white grape juice.

That's more my speed.